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I hate God. I hate him and I hate every goddamned annoying bitch on Facebook telling all of their friends to pray for the victims of Boston. If God was real, an omnipotent deity who preordains every single ridiculous minutia, then why would shit like this even happen? If that sick fuck did this, then he obviously thinks that it was funny enough to see these kids get their fucking legs blown off. If he can hear your prayers, and he has that kind of sociopathic mentality, wouldn’t it be even funnier to see these motherfuckers suffer from shock and die from their wounds? Besides, what will God the Douche fucking do if enough people pray? Feel bad for destroying these kids’ lives and give them prosthetic legs? Is that much of a fucking consolation? I am not at all wishing ill upon these tragic victims of a psychopath, but I simply fucking hate God and all of the people who think that the asshole who started this tragedy will somehow amend it.

Let’s answer questions. Woo.

Blue: What song do you listen to when you’re feeling down?

I listen to “Kill Everybody” by Skrillex or perhaps one of my own songs.

Cup: Do you drink Tea or Coffee?

No. I do not drink tea because it is inconvenient to make consistently and not coffee because it will cause me to crash harshly after drinking it.

English: How many languages can you speak?

I am fluent in English and proficient in Latin’s present active tense.

Fear: Tell us three fears.

Spiders, Rejection, Utter Failure

Game: What was the last board game you played?

The Game of Life with my mother on a boring day.

Harry Potter: What was the last book you read?

I last completed “Twelfth Night” by William Shakespeare, but last read from “Frankenstein” by Mary Shelly.

Injury: Have you ever walked into a glass door?

No.

Jump: Do five jumping jacks/star jump.

No.

Kiss: Who’s your biggest celebrity crush?

I have the queerest thing for Isla Fisher.

Love: Do you believe in marriage?

As long as the partners are right for each other, I certainly do.

Money: What would you do with 1 million dollars?

Save most of it.

Naughty: Tell us three things that your parents disapprove of?

Atheism, Odd Future, Sloth

Oops: What is one thing you’d like to change/fix?

Misunderstandings.

Quality: Name three of your favourite blogs.

John Cheese’s Magic Pimp Bus, Zombie Want Pizza, Seanbaby’s Flying Blind on a Rocketcycle

Rapunzel: Name three Disney movies that you adore.

The Lion King, Toy Story, Up (I have never seen that movie in its entirety, but that opening montage wins the cake.)

Star-sign: When’s your birthday?

September Eleventh. I shit you not.

Teacher: What do you aspire to be?

 It’s funny that this is called “Teacher”, because I want to be a Latin teacher. I truly want to be a filmmaker, but because it is very hard to successfully do, I settle to be a Latin teacher.

Unite: Do you sponsor a cause?

I can sympathize with many liberal causes, and usually do simple things to contribute, but I do not sponsor one cause in particular, because there is no significance to me of one cause above the others, with the possible exception of the promotion of better health for the youths, being a fat kid and all.

Varsity: Do you play/watch sport?

I like to watch football, baseball, soccer, hockey, and a smattering of basketball, but I do not really like to play any one sport, with the possible exception of venturing to a driving range in golf.

Xylophone: Do you play an instrument?

I consider my computer to be an instrument, so yes.

Yellow: What’s your favourite colour?

I like to see pairs of complementary colors, but I don’t really have one favorite.

Zoo: What is your favourite animal?

Lions do not cease to amaze me.